Tuesday, July 8th 2008 - Lawyers and Attorney Funny Quotes
Here are some quotes and funny quotes, of course, about lawyers and attorneys. Enjoy!
The executive’s wife
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "…and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
Monica Lewinsky on Attorneys
I’ve been told by the prosecutors and by my own attorneys I should go to law school.
I guess I have a knack for it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Lawyers
The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.
Published on July 8, 2008.
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